"well mon fuehrer, how do you like the way things have managed to turn out? "
"Very good, Frodo. We have begun the elimination of the inferior race in the United States. We have managed to take a few random cases of sexual abuse commited by less than five people in this wonderful country and managed to turn it into the third reich."
"But how did we do that Mon fuehrer."
"Well what we did is we got a few female politicians on our side and managed to pass about 10 million illegal laws against all sex offenders regardless of their dangerous and regardless of how trivial their crime actually was. "
"Well that sounds great Mon fuehrer." How did we manage to do that? "
"Well what we did was created a phony atmosphere of fear in this country that people were committed sex crimes and getting away with it, so we got everyone angry at a targeted class of people and now have been able to conquer them."
"But is that legal or fair, mon fuehrer?"
"Well legal and fair have no meaning in this country now. The only thing that matters now is the elimination of that problem. So we passed five billion new laws and statutes to punish an inferior race of mankind so noone will ever have the nerve to break a law in this country. "
"Sounds good, mon fuehrer. But aren't some of the people on the registry innocent and weren't some of the crimes committed consentually with a willing, and eager participant? "
"Well that doesn't matter Frodo. This is the United States of America and the constitution is buried somewhere in someone's backyard. We can pass whatever retarded and unfair laws we want now. We have the female politicians are on our side and they like to punish men for all eternity regardless of who suffers now because of it"
"But mon fuehrer isnt punishing people for life illegal especially when they served their time admirably and completed their sentences without delay?"
"No Frodo, the sex offender is our modern day scapegoat so we can pass whatever retarded and illogical laws we want to regardless of the expense and regardless of the illegality of it. In the absense of due process. "I see Mon Fuehrer. But haven't some of these people turned their lives around and become good citizens?"
"Some of them have, Frodo, but unless we keep punishing these people for all eternity these lessons will never be fully learned." "What we need to do is pretend that sex offenders re-offend and that this happens all the time, even though it is in all actuality a rare occurrence and most of the people are as dangerous as a golden retriever. "
"oh i see. So we never give them a chance to get off the registry and ruin them and their family lives for all eternity. "
"Yes Frodo. We never forgive and forget in this country. That is Christian-like and we don't want to be accused of being that. We have already wrecked the lives of 750,000 and most of them are innocent anyway or only guilty of trivial offenses but we will punish them for all eternity anyway because this is America where people have no civil rights and have no freedoms anymore. "
"oh I see mon fuehrer we pretend we have a problem even though it doesn't exist so it allows us to ruin the lives of million innocent people and their families everyday."
"now youre getting the light, frodo. We pretend we have a problem that doesnt exist and that allows us in the name of public safety to destroy the lives of all these one-time sex offenders. "
"well sounds like a great plan, mon fuehrer why didn't we think of thise before. Well before people were too concerned with following democratic priniciples and doing what is right for individuals but we have managed to overcome that obstacle by paying off the judges and making the ACLU disappear from this problem."
"Oh i see, so now we have nobody fighting these illegal laws because those people are too complacent and willing to have their lives destroyed over trivial offenses. "
"yes, now you are catching on. Yes we can pass all of these illegal laws and arrest innocent people now all in the name of public safety and destroy these peoples lives for all eternity since some retarded lawyer told them to make a plea agreement instead of fighing their case in court like they should have. "
"yes and we can pass new laws day by day to destroy their lives even if their original agreement said that they only had to register for ten years. We can destroy them forever because, Frodo, this my friend is America and in America you don't have to follow the bill of rights or the constitution you can pass anything you want as long as it is done in the name of public safety."
"oh i see, but arent we wasting billions of dollars in monitoring non-dangerous people."
"so who cares we can do whatever we want now. We got the homeland security thing passed and people have no constitutional or civil rights anymore . They have to do what we tell them to for all eternity."
"yes people have more rights in North Korea, Egypt, and Libya." Too bad my grandparents immigrated over here in the 20s, I could have enjoyed my freedoms more fully by the Bolsheviks or the Gestapo. "
The end.
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